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Make It Extra Dirty Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

(128 Reviews)
$25.35
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20-Day Easy Returns

For the readers who like their books stacked high and their martinis extra dirty. This stylish cotton canvas tote features a dirty martini perched on a stack of books with the bold phrase “Make It Extra Dirty” — the perfect blend of literary sass and cocktail energy.

Whether you’re heading to the bookstore, library, book club, brunch, or the liquor store, this tote makes a statement without saying a word. Durable, reusable, and effortlessly cool, it’s made for book lovers, martini fans, dark academia aesthetics, and readers with a sense of humor. A fun gift for booktok readers, romance readers, writers, teachers, librarians, or anyone who believes a good story pairs best with a strong drink. 

Made to order, please allow 5 business days for production.

Product Features:

-Material: 100% cotton canvas
-Size: 15" x 16" — perfect for everyday use
-Fabric Weight: Heavy-duty 12 oz canvas for long-lasting durability
-Handles: 20" canvas handles for comfortable shoulder carry
-Colors Available: Black

Clothing

  • Do not dry-clean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry: low heat and inside out
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Drinkware

  • Hand wash for long-lasting graphics
  • Mugs: Dishwasher Safe
  • Tumbler: Hand Wash Only

Homeware

Towels, Pillow Covers, Beach Towels, Blankets

  • Do not dry-clean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry: low heat and inside out
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Made to order, please allow 5 days for production. Shipping could take up to 4-8 business days to arrive. Returns are accepted within 20 days of purchase arrives.

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